quickmeme: all your memes, gifs & funny pics in one place

view more »

The only way to make masturbation feel better than sex is to jerk off with a mixture of Icy Hot and Purell Rub any extra icy hot on the balls. it'll feel like a tingly cool menthol massage. pour any remaining purell directly in the pee hole to lubricate t

The only way to make masturbation feel better than sex is to jerk off with a mixture of Icy Hot and Purell Rub any extra icy hot on the balls. it'll feel like a tingly cool menthol massage. pour any remaining purell directly in the pee hole to lubricate t - The only way to make masturbation feel better than sex is to jerk off with a mixture of Icy Hot and Purell Rub any extra icy hot on the balls. it'll feel like a tingly cool menthol massage. pour any remaining purell directly in the pee hole to lubricate t Malicious Advice Mallard
add your own caption

346 shares

in the mood for a nature valley bar? just eat it on your bed for convenience

in the mood for a nature valley bar? just eat it on your bed for convenience
add your own caption

487,084 shares

Need to dry off your pet after a bath? Microwave

Need to dry off your pet after a bath? Microwave
add your own caption

380,932 shares

Wanna see funny pics of astronauts being jerks? check out r/spacedicks

Wanna see funny pics of astronauts being jerks? check out r/spacedicks
add your own caption

368,287 shares

Marriage Failing? Have a baby, that will fix it

Marriage Failing? Have a baby, that will fix it
add your own caption

363,726 shares

Friendzoned by a girl you liked? Show her how much of a man you are by whining about it like a little bitch.

Friendzoned by a girl you liked? Show her how much of a man you are by whining about it like a little bitch.
add your own caption

359,489 shares

Want to replace a broken game console? Buy another one, put the broken console in the new one's box, and return it

Want to replace a broken game console? Buy another one, put the broken console in the new one's box, and return it
add your own caption

356,480 shares

Looking at bikini photos on facebook? press 'l' to increase the resolution

Looking at bikini photos on facebook? press 'l' to increase the resolution
add your own caption

337,359 shares

Having trouble scooping the ice cream? Heat the spoon up in the microwave.

Having trouble scooping the ice cream? Heat the spoon up in the microwave.
add your own caption

336,278 shares

If you are having trouble meeting people at parties pick up smoking. It is a great way to get away from the party and talk in a more intimate setting

If you are having trouble meeting people at parties pick up smoking. It is a great way to get away from the party and talk in a more intimate setting
add your own caption

331,027 shares

Need a little more time to study? just call in a bomb threat

Need a little more time to study? just call in a bomb threat
add your own caption

330,879 shares

Like us for More!

Laugh more daily

Like us on Facebook?