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Be Kind Rewind

Be Kind Rewind

Is your woman acting out of sorts? A good strong backhand will set her straight

Is your woman acting out of sorts? A good strong backhand will set her straight

Avoid Touchy Subjects like: Politics, religion, or the negro problem

Avoid Touchy Subjects like: Politics, religion, or the negro problem

Be careful what you say in public soviet spies might be listening

Be careful what you say in public soviet spies might be listening

Worried about a nuclear blast? Don't worry simply duck and cover

Worried about a nuclear blast? Don't worry simply duck and cover

Have a headache? There probably are evil spirits living inside you. Ask your doctor for a trephination.

Have a headache? There probably are evil spirits living inside you. Ask your doctor for a trephination.

Need to rewind a cassette? You can use a pencil

Need to rewind a cassette? You can use a pencil

Game doesn't work Blow in it

Game doesn't work Blow in it

Infected with the plague ? Drink lots of mercury and open a vein.

Infected with the plague ?  Drink lots of mercury and open a vein.

have a headache? take some cocaine it'll fix you right up

have a headache? take some cocaine it'll fix you right up
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