“Hobbits are remarkably light on their feet. In fact, they can pass unseen by most..." "Here Bilbo, take this bright glowing sword"

“Hobbits are remarkably light on their feet. In fact, they can pass unseen by most...

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Claims to not be a sorcerer of cheap tricks Dominates smoke blowing contest

        Claims to not be a sorcerer of cheap tricks Dominates smoke blowing contest

Says swords are no use when fighting a balrog kills balrog with a sword

Says swords are no use when fighting a balrog kills balrog with a sword

Catches Sam eavesdropping Sends him on suicide mission

Catches Sam eavesdropping Sends him on suicide mission

Knows that there's a daemon in moria doesn't tell anyone

Knows that there's a daemon in moria doesn't tell anyone

Arrives precisely when he means to... Shows up late

Arrives precisely when he means to... Shows up late

Shows up at Bag End Brings 13 scumbag dwarves

Shows up at Bag End Brings 13 scumbag dwarves

"Do not take me for some conjuror of cheap tricks!" Immediately conjures a cheap trick

Can summon eagles to travel great distances on tells no one

Can summon eagles to travel great distances on tells no one

Claims he isn't a conjurer of cheap tricks Conjures a cheap trick to scare Bilbo into trusting him

Claims he isn't a conjurer of cheap tricks Conjures a cheap trick to scare Bilbo into trusting him

Is a powerful wizard who can use his magic staff to fend off enemies fights with a sword

Is a powerful wizard who can use his magic staff to fend off enemies fights with a sword
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