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i asked, "can we get a dog?" He said, "only if it can hold eggs in its mouth."

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Where's the other note? Keep looking, the game is still on.

Where's the other note? Keep looking, the game is still on.
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I ASKED HIM TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH "THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THE BIRDS WILL EXPECT"

I ASKED HIM TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH
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I asked him to play truth or dare He said only if we invite Steve

I asked him to play truth or dare He said only if we invite Steve
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I asked him where the dog was. He said he needed a false positive to trick the bloodhounds.

I asked him where the dog was. He said he needed a false positive to trick the bloodhounds.
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I ASKED HIM TO come to bed "Let me go wash my dick first"

I ASKED HIM TO come to bed
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I asked him for a massage "Let me check my petting chart"

I asked him for a massage
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I asked him if he was looking up the restaurant's menu for dinner tonight HE SAID "No"

I asked him if he was looking up the restaurant's menu for dinner tonight HE SAID
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i asked, "can we get a dog?" He said, "only if it can hold eggs in its mouth."

i asked,
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I asked him if he'd like me to suck his cock "Only if you call it my Bieber."

I asked him if he'd like me to suck his cock
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Asked him to do something kinky Told her to piss on Steve

Asked him to do something kinky Told her to piss on Steve
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