Hey, you are about to stand up in front of a group? Let me stand up first so you don't get so nervous

Hey, you are about to stand up in front of a group? Let me stand up first so you don't get so nervous - Hey, you are about to stand up in front of a group? Let me stand up first so you don't get so nervous  Scumbag Penis

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yep i'm all done pissing, put me back in your pants lol jk here's some more

Doesn't bleed monthly

 Doesn't bleed monthly

Hey, you are about to stand up in front of a group? Let me stand up first so you don't get so nervous

Hey, you are about to stand up in front of a group? Let me stand up first so you don't get so nervous

Nervous about that presentation that's coming up in 5 minutes? I think it's time for the biggest erection you've had in weeks

Nervous about that presentation that's coming up in 5 minutes? I think it's time for the biggest erection you've had in weeks

Have to pee Gets boner

Have to pee Gets boner

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gets hard when presenting in class stays flaccid when trying to get pleasured by girl

carefully transports the essence of life shares tube with piss

carefully transports the essence of life shares tube with piss

Remember that girl you just met and only spoke to for a minute? I love her

Remember that girl you just met and only spoke to for a minute? I love her

Shows up when you least want him Comes when you least need him

Shows up when you least want him Comes when you least need him

Becomes meme Didn't last long

Becomes meme Didn't last long
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