Needs a tV for the bedroom This 60" model should do nicely

Needs a tV for the bedroom This 60

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Loves violent gorey video games and horror movies Can't handle a little period blood on the bedsheets

Loves violent gorey video games and horror movies Can't handle a little period blood on the bedsheets

thinks period sex is disgusting wants to stick it in your butt

thinks period sex is disgusting wants to stick it in your butt

"I wish women would just tell me when they want something. None of this hinting nonsense." "Your boyfriend isn't sexually satisfying you? Don't tell that to his face, that can ruin his self-esteem."

Oh, that girl? She's a total slut I know because I fucked her

Oh, that girl? She's a total slut I know because I fucked her

"Women are total bitches!" "You think that girl's a bitch? Come on babe, don't be so catty"

"I've always had the hots for Velma from Scooby Doo" IRL he's only attracted to nerdy girls when they look like Daphne wearing glasses

Complains about girls who friendzone the average looking "nice guys" Won't date awkward tomboys or fat chicks

Complains about girls who friendzone the average looking

"why are so many girls attracted to douchebags?" cuckold

Eats a girl's asshole the first night they meet "what a dirty slut!"

Eats a girl's asshole the first night they meet

Believes more women should start paying the bill on dates "I'm gonna insist on paying for her meal, it'll increase my chances of getting laid!"

Believes more women should start paying the bill on dates
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