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Hey i noticed you took something that isn't dangerous im going to go ahead and swell up and itch just in case

Hey i noticed you took something that isn't dangerous im going to go ahead and swell up and itch just in case - Hey i noticed you took something that isn't dangerous im going to go ahead and swell up and itch just in case Misc
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can't swim floats after you're dead

can't swim floats after you're dead
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FINISHED FINALS? GREAT, TIME TO GET SICK

FINISHED FINALS? GREAT, TIME TO GET SICK
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OH, you have a date tonight? A dinner, a movie and guaranteed sex? Here's a big ass cold sore

OH, you have a date tonight? A dinner, a movie and guaranteed sex? Here's a big ass cold sore
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Finally got a day off from work? Congrats! Btw, you're sick now

Finally got a day off from work? Congrats! Btw, you're sick now
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Oh, you brushed your teeth, flossed, and used mouthwash before bed? Cool. Enjoy your rancid morning breath.

Oh, you brushed your teeth, flossed, and used mouthwash before bed? Cool. Enjoy your rancid morning breath.
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you took a vaccine so you won't catch the flu during winter break? sorry i can't fight off this weak virus, here's the flu for you

you took a vaccine so you won't catch the flu during winter break? sorry i can't fight off this weak virus, here's the flu for you
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Oh, you're under a lot of pressure, you say? Because I think it's a great time to throw out your back.

Oh, you're under a lot of pressure, you say? Because I think it's a great time to throw out your back.
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Wakes up before alarm, feels great decides to catch a few more minutes of sleep exhausted after waking up again

Wakes up before alarm, feels great decides to catch a few more minutes of sleep exhausted after waking up again
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Oh, so you just showered? Perfect time to poop!

Oh, so you just showered? Perfect time to poop!
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Job interview in ten minutes? Time to shit

Job interview in ten minutes? Time to shit
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