"O. M. G. Music is, like, my life" Doesn't play instrument, favorite song is "Low" by Flo Rida

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Says yolo, fuck the police and thug life cries after being arrested

Says yolo, fuck the police and thug life cries after being arrested

Says she wants a guy that likes her for her personality has been a bitch to everyone since the day she was born

Says she wants a guy that likes her for her personality has been a bitch to everyone since the day she was born

"All of the guys in my grade are so immature. I want someone who's sophisticated and acts like a man." Dates an alcoholic college drop out who's desperate enough to go for a sixteen year old

Gets drunk and fucks entire football team Judges you for not being Christian

Gets drunk and fucks entire football team Judges you for not being Christian

First experience with alcohol "omg, i had 4 vodka lemonades - I'm such an alcoholic, i need to quit drinking"

First experience with alcohol

"O. M. G. Music is, like, my life" Doesn't play instrument, favorite song is "Low" by Flo Rida

"I just want a guy who loves me for me... ...And is tall, popular, can play the guitar and piano, wears polo shirts, drives a corvette, constantly buys me expensive things, has a cute butt and dimples, owns a pair of loafers, is clean-shaven, listens to h

Says grace before sucking dick thinks that makes her a good christian

Says grace before sucking dick thinks that makes her a good christian

is a directioner, belieber, and twihard "OMG I'm such a hipsterrrr!"

is a directioner, belieber, and twihard

Send this thing Back to jersey

Send this thing Back to jersey
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