The only French he knows is "Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"

The only French he knows is

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Denounces big government Own head would double the size of government

Denounces big government Own head would double the size of government

expelled in flames from congress for being a total crook runs for president

expelled in flames from congress for being a total crook runs for president

Says he thinks Freddie Mac's handling of mortgages was wrong. Took $50,000 from Freddie Mac to tell Congressmen that it was the right way to do business.

Says he thinks Freddie Mac's handling of mortgages was wrong. Took $50,000 from Freddie Mac to tell Congressmen that it was the right way to do business.

Wants to preserve the sanctity of marriage with his third wife

Wants to preserve the sanctity of marriage with his third wife

Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus Heal this child, help us destroy these demons Oh, and please send me a brand new car And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital

Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus
Heal this child, help us destroy these demons

 Oh, and please send me a brand new car And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital

Fuck education teach those black kids to clean my toilet

Fuck education teach those black kids to clean my toilet

Impeaches bill clinton for suspected extra marital affairs while cheating on his wife

Impeaches bill clinton for suspected extra marital affairs while cheating on his wife

Says he's not "Grandiose" Promises Moon Base by end of 2nd Term

Says he's not

Has had more wives Than the MORMON he's running against

Has had more wives Than the MORMON he's running against

Newt Gingrich eats poop and likes it !

Newt Gingrich eats poop and likes it  !
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